Guide profile:
A GREAT TIME - GUARANTEED. Full, money-back guarantee if not satisfied.
Hello you! Are you coming to London? Once you've seen the sights on the open-top bus, what are you going to do then? It's a big city, and there's a lot to take in. If you're not careful, you'll end up doing the following things:
Paying too much for entry, ice creams, and really awful food.
Hanging around Piccadilly Circus for no reason.
Being really tired and bored.
Spending a lot of time looking for toilets.
Never finding the amazing bars and restaurants everyone goes on about.
Trying to remember why you came to London.
Going to museums even though you hate museums, just in case it's interesting.
Getting lost. A lot.
So don't do any of those things. Come with me instead, and you can do these things:
Discover the parts of London even Londoners don't know about.
Get in to attractions for the best public price, with the shortest queues, at the best time of day.
Never be short of places to eat, drink, relax, shop, or just watch the world go by.
Learn about London from an expert, award-winning tour guide.
And if you don't have a good time, don't enjoy yourself, then my time is free. And that's a promise.
Tour guide services/sample itinerary:
Are you a typical person? I didn't think so. So why offer you a typical itinerary?
You might be wandering through a backstreet antiques market, you might be sampling the finest local beers in a riverside pub, you might be rooting out hidden pagan temples, you might be staring down at the city from the top of a skyscraper.
It's your time, after all.
Of course I can advise you, and suggest ideas, and discuss the details, but I'm not fixing your itinerary in stone. If you want to change plans, we'll change. I'm at your disposal.
The tours page has some ideas, but it's your call in the end.
Transportation by tour guide:
I won't lie to you. I can't drive.
So your choices are as follows: walk, take a taxi, hire a bike, jump on the bus, train, metro, boat or elevated railway. Public transport infrastructure is very good in London. But you need to know how to use it. That's the advantage of hiring a real local guide who lives in London.
Tour guide interests:
I love London. How could I not? But what I really find interesting are the history, architecture, culture, cuisine, markets, mythology, murders, medicines, maps and mysteries that underpin this great city.